arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

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greetings:

when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like

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joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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"doubt is the first stage of knowledge"

— A Subtle Allegory Concerning the Secrets of Alchemy, by Michael Maier, 1617 AD (via ihavenohonor)

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vashiane:

Natural Eye Color Chart

vashiane:

Natural Eye Color Chart

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youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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