loverrtits:

theawesomeadventurer:

I hope y’all find some chill on this fine sunday

LMFAOOOO

loverrtits:

theawesomeadventurer:

I hope y’all find some chill on this fine sunday

LMFAOOOO

(via tubesock)

zonkos-jokeshop:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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and finally

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y’all forgot the best ones

kiyotka:

being able to draw is like having so much power like ………. you could…..draw  yourself making out with ur favorite character and no one can stop you 

(Source: kakyaoin, via stabs)

lvmrsmn:

This is beautiful.

This is so amazing
I love this so much

(Source: mrlapadite, via atalantapendrag)

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

(via gnarly)

adolfhitlersnipples:


if you don’t think bo burnham is brilliant you are wrong

adolfhitlersnipples:

if you don’t think bo burnham is brilliant you are wrong

(via zonkos-jokeshop)

brokenwingsflyingaway:

brokenwingsflyingaway:

brokenwingsflyingaway:

can i tell my math teacher i’m atheist and can’t solve exponential functions due to the fact that i don’t believe in higher powers or

this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said or will ever say

this is my time to shine

(via zonkos-jokeshop)

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

(via zonkos-jokeshop)

sinkingsouls:

Someone come burn one with me

sgtsatine:

randomweas:

Did Someone Say Cake?

I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.

(Source: randomweas.com, via zonkos-jokeshop)

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

(via letmeseeyoumosh)

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via theglowcloudin221b)

realvsable:

I’ve noticed that having pink hair makes strangers think it’s 100x more appropriate to try to talk to me or cat call me or generally be creepy. On the upside, not all strangers are creepy or scary. Some have been very nice and charming : >

realvsable:

I got new glasses.

realvsable:

I got new glasses.

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