hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
(Source: averagefairy, via asvprock)
"doubt is the first stage of knowledge"
— A Subtle Allegory Concerning the Secrets of Alchemy, by Michael Maier, 1617 AD (via ihavenohonor)
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
(Source: babefield, via illkim)
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want