I want to smother you with love.
I want your heart to stop beating so I can fill it with the whimsical affections I starve myself for,
I want to fill you so completely with the divine energy I loathe so I don’t love you so much hurts as badly,
I want to shower you in gifts of happiness and sun shine while still breathing the stale air of our small shared space,
I want smother you in the most loving way possible.
To show you the light of my heart vomiting beauty,
To throw hands and hands and hands over your mouth so you cannot escape this feeling,
to accept all your creepy little habits that you’ve grown so fond of while living in the infinite wasteland of the universe,
to show you I’ll never leave when it gets ‘too tough’ to stay,
to sit next to you forever not knowing any time has passed at all,
to shine a mirror at you and scream at the top of my lungs how perfect you seem to me,
to point out your ‘flaws’ and turn them into beauty and magic,
I want to smother you all the love this terrible place has to give.

My homework is really tedious. 
So I’ll scroll through Tumblr, wasting my time.

My homework is really tedious. 

So I’ll scroll through Tumblr, wasting my time.

Tags: me

shampoo:

doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

sorry

(via escalusia)

kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS
ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND
HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE
I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”
Side note: It is named Cancri
Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE

kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS

ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND

HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE

I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”

Side note: It is named Cancri

Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE

image

(via songofthestarwhale)

fuckyeahplussizealternatives:

equalityformermaids:

yosssarian:

roserosetyler:

vixyish:

the-uncensored-she:

Tell me again why a women’s liberation movement is no longer needed.

Dear “I don’t need feminism” crowd…

“The Iowa Supreme Court on Friday stood by its ruling that a dentist acted legally when he fired an assistant because he found her too attractive and worried he would try to start an affair. Coming to the same conclusion as it did in December, the all-male court found that bosses can fire employees they see as threats to their marriages, even if the subordinates have not engaged in flirtatious or other inappropriate behavior. The court said such firings do not count as illegal sex discrimination because they are motivated by feelings, not gender." [x]

i hope all old white men burn in hell

Are you fucking kidding me.

I just don’t understand this. Why?? How?? What in the world?

fuckyeahplussizealternatives:

equalityformermaids:

yosssarian:

roserosetyler:

vixyish:

the-uncensored-she:

Tell me again why a women’s liberation movement is no longer needed.

Dear “I don’t need feminism” crowd…

The Iowa Supreme Court on Friday stood by its ruling that a dentist acted legally when he fired an assistant because he found her too attractive and worried he would try to start an affair. Coming to the same conclusion as it did in December, the all-male court found that bosses can fire employees they see as threats to their marriages, even if the subordinates have not engaged in flirtatious or other inappropriate behavior. The court said such firings do not count as illegal sex discrimination because they are motivated by feelings, not gender." [x]

i hope all old white men burn in hell

Are you fucking kidding me.

I just don’t understand this. Why?? How?? What in the world?

(Source: yoursocialconstructsareshowing, via gingerblivet)

Watching Say Yes to The Dress.
So beautiful.

Watching Say Yes to The Dress.

So beautiful.

Tags: syttd

punkrightsactivist:

senorpacman:

can you read it?????????????????

is this what english sounds like to people that can’t speak it

(via tiny-jester)

I get weird this late, 
good night.

I get weird this late, 

good night.

I love how long this toque is!

I love how long this toque is!

bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

(via rubee)

Please stop and read this.

I’m doing a project on gay rights in today’s society.

So if you believe that same sex couples should be allowed to get married, please reblog this.

This would be a lot of help, thank you.

(Source: deanbelievesincas, via lastoftheconsulting-detectives)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

brontesnightthorn:

This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it.

i hate it when people say you cant love someone over the internet its just so wrong 

(Source: celadonlonghorn, via sorta-out-there)

gaykinq:

brunten:

What if I told you guys I was straight?

this is literally a picture of you

image

(via dlubes)

Tags: faveBrandon

illkim:

somewhereoboetherainbow:

illkim:

Who remembers Lady Gaga as the villain in Sharkboy & Lava Girl

DOES NOBODY EVEN CHECK FACTS ANYMORE

This screencap is straight from the movie

illkim:

somewhereoboetherainbow:

illkim:

Who remembers Lady Gaga as the villain in Sharkboy & Lava Girl

DOES NOBODY EVEN CHECK FACTS ANYMORE

This screencap is straight from the movie

(Source: illkim, via lastoftheconsulting-detectives)